AUTUMNAL EQUINOX

My penis is starved of oxygen and must be amputated.

Welcome to puddle summits, comrade. 

New-age hippie vibes now available as mixed berry, peach mandarin, and green tea.

Mineral spas with a hint of orange possum.

Turns this stub on so much when preservatives take charge in bed.

Monsters blush out of moving airholes to form one giant aneurysm.

West Virginia events it and I'm clotting like fast smartphones snap

Odysseys of vaccine addicts defiled by worshipping Saturn's MILFs. 

TiVo set seven hours later on Terminator

Widens neutrality between haves and have-nots.

Hexagonal inner-city club dancer wants to break into hip-hop videos.

What am I about?

A made-to-order sundae or a 

Vaporized cookie.