With a camera in my toilet, Those opinions of yours should rapidly change. If I were president, I would have fun because I could run so fast. Buffalo burgers make everyone fly to the White House As if they're abortions. Let's let the dope do our thinking. I like you because I saw you on TV. I hope I am your wiped feet. Like you, I am small, quiet, and hilarious. Put hand-sanitizer on your hands and enjoy The freedom of me getting up and crawling Into your cavity. Abortions who live on the street go to The dog pound. Self-knowledge is the mess left over.