Poem

SUNDAY

Were there any other celebrities in the helicopter?

I don’t know, celebrities said there are four of them dead.

Other dead were taking my boat just below

Their good time blip.

If I were with them I’d stop to have a beer

And the news footage would’ve shown me

Below some dead celebrity blimp.

Dead celebrity shadows look just like giraffes.

Look there, there’s some giraffe that looks like my shadow.

The dead Marriott has two niche giraffes surrounding it.

The Marriott lost his virginity the same way in college.

Good looking girl, probably now dead.

I’m sure her Mom was good looking too.

Yep, unbelievable.

All the money in the world and all you have to worry about

Is dying in a helicopter crash.

I went to a helicopter crash once for a wedding.

There there were four dead celebrities drinking beers

Squeezed from dead giraffes.

Our helicopter crash destroyed some grass

That never did anything wrong to it.